Herstelloopje en muziek terwijl u rent

Eventjes oenemeloenen. M’n kuiten doen nog wel een heel klein beetje au van de 27 kilometers van gisterochtend. Maar dat lijkt me geen probleem om mijn Saucony’s aan te trekken. Een rustig rondje door het dorp.

Op de iPod komt onder andere de Bloodhound Gang voorbij. Met The Bad Touch. Dat staat garant voor een “feel good” gevoel als je het mij vraagt. Het is een belachelijk simpel deuntje met een toch wel grappige tekst. In het kader van muziek terwijl u rent …

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Kun je zingen? Zing dan mee

Ha ha, well now
We call this the act of mating

But there are several other very important differences
Between human beings and animals that you should know about

… I’d appreciate your input …

Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought

Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants
And I’ll bet you’ll feel nuts
Yes I’m Siskel, yes I’m Ebert
And you’re getting two thumbs up

You’ve had enough of twohand touch
You want it rough you’re out of bounds
I want you smothered, want you covered
Like my Waffle House hashbrowns

Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex
Just like Coca-Cola stock
You are inclined
To make me rise an hour early
Just like Daylight Savings Time

Do it now
You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals
So let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals
So let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin’ horny now

Love
The kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means Small Craft Advisory
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide
B-5 you sunk my battleship

Please turn me on
I’m Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I’ll show you mine
Tool Time you’ll love it just like Lyle
And then we’ll do it doggy style
So we can both watch x-files

Do it now
You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals
So let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals
So let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin’ horny now

You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals
So let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals
So let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Do it now
You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals
So let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals
So let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin’ horny now

Da’s humor. Toch?

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